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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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Actually, you can…
I was just talking about this to someone—is it the same number?
Yeah, you can just text 911
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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Actually, you can…
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If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
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